☕️🍳🚌I can’t believe it took me this long to grab some munch at this neighborhood place. After being thoroughly let down by my usual brunch place one too many times, I found a great alternative right next door!
What happened, my dear Zero, is I beat the living shit out of a sniveling little runt called Pinky Bandinski, who had the gall to question my virility. Because, if there’s one thing we’ve learned from penny dreadfuls, it’s that when you find yourself in a place like this, you must never be a candy ass; you’ve got to prove yourself from day one.
Why is this guy arguing the merits of capital punishment and an “IQ cutoff” for “resources” first of all ever, second of all in an organic-all natural-grassfed-extremely crunchy-Brooklyn café?
Like, why do you care if your beef is treated well if you think people should be “given the opportunity to seek revenge/murder before the law intervenes”?
Get out of here.